Hee! I didn't see the movie, but I like this. (And since the original character doesn't know more about Mr. and Mrs. Smith than I do from the previews, it works for me.)
>"Do anything out of the ordinary around the Johnsons, and I'll gut you like a fish," she says, so quietly and sweetly that you're not sure if you heard right.
Then she uses the sponge to wipe down the carving knife, a gleam in her eyes, and oh, you believe her.
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regna
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Date: 2005-12-26 12:27 am (UTC)>"Do anything out of the ordinary around the Johnsons, and I'll gut you like a fish," she says, so quietly and sweetly that you're not sure if you heard right.
Then she uses the sponge to wipe down the carving knife, a gleam in her eyes, and oh, you believe her.
"You see," she continues,"John's the nice one."
Oh, you believe her. <
Hee!