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Spoilers: Maybe very minor ones?
Notes: Merry Christmas, [livejournal.com profile] fannishly! It only seems fitting, since I lay the blame for this one entirely on you ;). And I'm posting this a bit early because it's Christmas in Taiwan already!

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chi_zu for the beta.

In which you end up in suburban hell with the strangest couple of all time )